Sweet Domesticity

Ahh, glorious success!

As many of you know, I am not the most neat and tidy cook you'll come across. Generally speaking, there is a slightly crusty patch of food stuffs near/above the back right butt pocket of most pants I own.

Never again!

For, I have achieved womanly success in making, what I see, as one of the most eccentric, and gaudy aprons known to modern history. Alright, that is a bit of an exaggeration. Its quite simple, just more complex than I foresaw when I embarced on this endeavor 48 hours ago.

But ... there are frills, and crimps, and flowers- the antithesis of the vast majority of the items in my wardrobe. This fine piece of craftswomenship is the perfect accessory to any plainclothed wench.

Moreover, it was all done by hand, in a matter of a few hours.

I pat, pat, pat, myself on the back.

ps. I'm never going to get this thing dirty.